The M.T.V. Psalm

M.T.V. is my shepherd; Ads decide what I want.
It maketh me to spend my green dollars: it leadth me into the wild malls.
It destroyeth my soul: it leadth me in the paths of depravation for its profits sake.
Yea, thou I walk into the valley of eternal death, I will fear no God: for thou art pushing me; they condom and thy drugs they comfort me.
Thou preparest an orgy before me in the presence of  my peers; thou anointest my head with vile language; my cup runneth out.
Surely evil and sin shall follow me all the days of my life: and unless I repent, I will dwell in the house of Satin forever.